Laundry, Cow dung, Cheese, COVID and Bears...oh my!

There once was a pile of laundry.

It lived in the midst of the pottery.

The first day was fine

But then he did find

He was covered with cream and strawberries.

--Miss Butterfly

There once was a pile of cow dung,

That made people flee from the house-tung,

And there they were fed

From the horses shed

And missed the big pile of cow dung.

--Miss Butterfly, dedicated to Dad

CHEESE

I once stepped on a package of cheese,

Which then let out a tremendous wheeze.

Then blew up my car

And turned into tar

These are all idiosyncrasies.

--Kangaroo....Rat

There once was a great big bear

Who was covered all over with hari.

One day he did shave

Oh boy! What a knave!

And now all the people do stare.

--Zoey Zephyr

If ever your dad is a poo poo
And makes you some fractions to fight through
Just hold your head high
And give them a try
Til nat'rally them you can do, do. 
--Mark Wilson

COVID

From China it came like a blitz,

This Corona that's giving us fits!
But people keep dying
So we'll keep on trying
To wear masks and cough in our pits. 
--Zoey Zephyr