There once was a pile of laundry.
It lived in the midst of the pottery.
The first day was fine
But then he did find
He was covered with cream and strawberries.
--Miss Butterfly
There once was a pile of cow dung,
That made people flee from the house-tung,
And there they were fed
From the horses shed
And missed the big pile of cow dung.
--Miss Butterfly, dedicated to Dad
CHEESE
I once stepped on a package of cheese,
Which then let out a tremendous wheeze.
Then blew up my car
And turned into tar
These are all idiosyncrasies.
--Kangaroo....Rat
There once was a great big bear
Who was covered all over with hari.
One day he did shave
Oh boy! What a knave!
And now all the people do stare.
--Zoey Zephyr
If ever your dad is a poo poo
And makes you some fractions to fight through
Just hold your head high
And give them a try
Til nat'rally them you can do, do.
--Mark Wilson
If ever your dad is a poo poo
And makes you some fractions to fight through
Just hold your head high
And give them a try
Til nat'rally them you can do, do.
--Mark Wilson
COVID
From China it came like a blitz,
This Corona that's giving us fits!But people keep dying
So we'll keep on trying
To wear masks and cough in our pits.
--Zoey Zephyr
