Poem for Food

I write a poem here for you
Because I have nothing better to do.
(Besides, maybe to pick my nose
And scratch my...head and then, who knows?)
And now I'm here, not telling you
That I only came to get the food.
(Aside from that, I just dropped by
To hear a story 'bout a butterfly.)
And now I will end in front of you
'Cause now I can't rhyme with no word but 'pooh.'
(And ain't that good grammar, too?)

--Lightning Man

A treasure from times past

Thanks, Q-dawg, aka "Mark Wilson"

Don't Worry Baby

My soul is repentant and I feel real bad.

I said what I oughtn't and mommy is mad.

I spoke of our love and the birds and the bees.

Now I am down on my hands and my knees.

At night I am lonely and the dog house roof leaks.

This celibacy stinks and I feel like the Meeks.

Please let me return back in your good graces.

I won't speak of zygotes, of bums or your places.

I've learned my lesson and I've learned it well.

I don't want to get banished to what rhymes with Kel.

See, I refrained from my cussing,though it was hard.

And I feel like a man, like Jean-Luc Picard.

So I ask that you reach down deep, to your toes,

Forgive me my weaknesses, my smell and my nose.

And know that I love you although I am rough.

Composed of dead bugs, poopoo logs and crude stuff.

Hava's Story

So.

This story is called "The Big Dog."

Chapter 1- "The Big Dog"

Once upon a time, there was a big dog.  He was not happy.  All of the other dogs were afraid of him. So one day he went on a walk.  And then he saw a cat.   He ate the cat.

Chapter 2- "The Fat Cat"

So then there was a cat. A big cat. She was not happy. All of the other cats were afraid of her. So one day she went walking.  And then, she saw the dog who ate her baby cat . Because he ate her baby cat, she ate him too.

Chapter 3- "The Skinny Cat and the Skinny Dog and the Skinny Baby Cat"

So the skinny cat went along and the skinny dog went along but then they saw...a bear!!!  Ah!!  Said the cat.  Ah!! Said the dog.  Then they started running.  The bear started running after them. BUT sadly the bear ran into a tree, so he couldn't get to the yummy food he was going to eat.  And then they kept on running.  And then they saw a tree tipping over.

Chapter 4- A New Animal!

So they started running!
And then, they saw some fire blowing out. And then they saw a cave.  And then when they went in the cave, it was all dark. So, and then, they saw a dragon!  So they started running.  And then!  The dragon said, "come back! I'm friendly, I'm not mean."  So they stopped and then they turned around and went back and then they was the fire blowing and actually saw all the colors.

"You look pretty!" they said.  "We didn't see all the colors on you!"

So the dragon invited them to go with him into the forest, because they told him before that they told him that he was a baby dragon and his mommy was gone.

And the mommy cat she was like "Oh, my child is gone too!"  "Oh!  We saw a baby cat hopping by.  We told him to follow the stream." And so, and then, they heard a shot gun.  And the dragon was like, "Oh no!"

So they started running!  So then he was like, "I'm sorry!  I can't run!  My mommy said I have to stay here and I didn't hear her say anything about running away!"

Chapter 5- They Take a Journey to the End of the World!

Be Kind

Be kind

you won't go blind,

Be mean

I'll eat your spleen .
--Chugger-dude

The Hog The Dog and The Frog, pickles and rocks

Once there was a Hog

a Frog and a Dog,

Then the Dog ate the Hog,

and the Frog ate the random fly

which just happened to be flying

                                    past

THE END
(KANGAROO RAT)

I love pickles

And I love pie.

And I love pickles...

I, I, I.

(by Miss Butterfly)

I once had a friend named Rock

Who was a good friend of mine,

Now he's gone...

Because I left him at Buckskin Gulch.

(By Tulip)

from pig to pet

this pig
is big
this ball
is small
this shirt
is dirt...y.

this turtle
is fertile.
this snake
is steak.
this swan
is brawn...y.

this hat
is fat.
this kitty
is pretty.
this pet
is jet...black, that is.

Snow, Shepherd's Feeding Problem, Dead Frogs and the Rat's Poem.

Snow
by Hava (Miss Butterfly)

Snow, Snow,
I like Snow
I love Snow
On....everywhere.

The Shepherd's Feeding Problem
by Tulip

(original spelling and punctuation)
There was a sheperd and he had a son. the shepard had some sheep to.  and the shepard never told his son what they eat. and the shepard allways went to the store to buy eggs.  One day the shepard left into the next life  His son was now in charge but he didn't know what the sheep eat.  So he said to himselfe "they must eat eggs."  And he started trying to get the sheep to eat the eggs and egg shells but they did not but one night the shepards dad came in a car and said THey eat Gress!
THe enD

The Frog Patty
by Wapeaberry

There once was a frog who lived by a bog whose home was a log.  One day the frog hopped could in the road and a car came by now you could guess what happened. Well, I'll tell you what happened.  A Buzzerd came by and had a delicious froggie patty.  (Sorry, I was tired.)

Rat's Poem
by Kangaroo Rat

I know a Butterfly
Who loves to eat Pie
Then there was a Warthog
That ate the Butterfly.